1 Oct

I totally feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

This is what I feel like. Only, y'know, without a craving for braaaaains.

Not sure if it’s the late-night porch drinking with the neighbors finally catching up with me, or if I’m actually getting sick. All I know is I have zero energy and my ass is sore from sitting on our concrete/brick stoop for hours last night.

Longer update forthcoming when I feel less likely to vomit all over my computer. Included will be my trip to Idaho, during which I endeavored to become a wedding singer, as well as some amazing insights into internet dating. Stay tuned.

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