Archive | February, 2012

Climbin’ back on the bloggon (that’s a portmanteux of blog and wagon, btw).

4 Feb

Happy February! I’m a little embarrassed to admit that it’s been so long since I’ve been on here that I not only had forgotten my password, but had also forgotten how to add new posts! You’re lucky I’m not just mashing my fingers into the keyboard; thank god for facebook and internet porn sites, I probably would’ve forgotten how to type without them.

So, a feeble-as-ever explanation for why I haven’t updated in a really long time: I’ve basically been hiding out at my parents’ house, eating Qdoba and watching Dr. Who, and generally trying to avoid contact with anyone who will want to know what I’ve been up to since last Spring. In short, 2011 was a shitty year, and I’ve been trying to pretend it never happened. Denial is so much more than a river in Egypt.

But now it’s 2012! Hooray! I have all kinds of exciting things to tell you about, dear readers, so pull up a pillow and break out the glitter nail polish and back issues of Tiger Beat, cause I’m gonna braid the shit outta your hair. With words. Because that’s totally a thing.